February 2012
30 posts
“Time doth flit; oh shit!”
Remember “Freedom Fries?” How was that not my cue?
In the studio putting some finishing touches on new NOY songs. About to drink their stupid Folgers coffee because times are hard.
Was so tempted for a second to talk about my true feelings on here. That was close!
R.I.P. everyone. In advance.
If you’re a male who addresses other males as “guy,” it might be overkill.
I can’t wait for the day when “LOL” is the Vanilla Ice of grammar.
For as long as I can remember, I’ve always been of the opinion that wet cement looks appetizing.
Pret A Manger is a fine, healthy, well-oiled machine.
The only thing more horrific and criminal than war is patchouli.
I accidentally mistyped the word “before” and Apple Inc. seriously auto-corrected it to “Effexor” and now I’m depressed and empty inside.
Hey 3 drunk guys whom I threw an egg at because you were yelling “Boricua!” outside my bedroom window for 3 hours for the last two nights straight; I won’t miss tonight.
“Humiliate, berate & kick out their crutches. Then mourn & honor them when it finally kills them.” -every Press formula ever (good morning!)
Every time Jay Leno delivers a joke a
terrorist gets its wings.
It’s always confusing when French people get mad at you for not knowing French.
…..Annnnnd they just fell asleep.
Just saw someone reading “War and Peace” on a Kindle. I appreciate their ambition for at least 3 reasons.
In the modern world you can be a missionary, a news anchor, a star, a sweetheart, a bastard, a whore. All from the comfort of your home! <3
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
dreamingregardless asked: Ahhh! Your baby is the cutest! Are there any songs he likes?
The customer is always right, except when they’re wrong.
rockcandyandglitter asked: What Nightmare Of You song are you the most proud of?
so-unholy asked: No matter how much music I discover, I can always come back to Nightmare of You and fall in love with the entire catalogue all over again - just wanted to thank you for being interesting and original, there aren't many bands I can continually revisit.
A square with a horn can make you wish you weren’t born.
DMZ
January 2012
4 posts
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
Fish tank
Not only did Morrissey once use the word “hamburger” in a song. He also rhymed it with “hamburger.”
Wait. I don’t want to be back in America.
December 2011
2 posts
Currently in Italy until January 10th. Probably should have booked a show or two. Reading and loving William Somerset Maugham’s “Borneo Stories.” Taking things exceptionally easy. How did I overlook Intolerable Cruelty? 60 Euro is 80 dollars (on the military base). Not bad.
Going to Italy this Thursday for a month. Not upset about this.
November 2011
12 posts
Europeans also put leashes on their children? I thought that was exclusively Uhhhmerican.
Party Down.
Brushing up on my Italian before the big trip.
You’re eating maggots, Michael.
Where should I take my brother, @travisreilly, for his birthday lunch tomorrow?
“A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man” by James Joyce #NowReading
Looking to sublet my APT. in Bushwick (Brooklyn) from 12/8 till 1/10. $1,500. VERY spacious and right next to the subway station. Direct message me if interested.
October 2011
12 posts
Same old thing in brand new drag.
RT @JoeMande The worst part is the Rangers had a Mission Accomplished banner in the locker room.