I am the man who stays at home and does the dishes.

 

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:

Not only did Morrissey once use the word “hamburger” in a song. He also rhymed it with “hamburger.”

Wait. I don’t want to be back in America.

Currently in Italy until January 10th. Probably should have booked a show or two. Reading and loving William Somerset Maugham’s “Borneo Stories.” Taking things exceptionally easy. How did I overlook Intolerable Cruelty? 60 Euro is 80 dollars (on the military base). Not bad. 

Going to Italy this Thursday for a month. Not upset about this.

Europeans also put leashes on their children? I thought that was exclusively Uhhhmerican.

Brushing up on my Italian before the big trip.